Yoghurt maker

Pinkey was very sick over wifey today (hence yoghurt).

Wifey was going to hire a carpet cleaner. Decided not to. Under the circumstances, might be mistaken for fool who thinks it is a clothes cleaner. Wifey is not a fool, and doesn't like to be taken for one either.

Had lunch today with Jules. Used to be a lapsed Catholic, now regular church goer. What is word for that? Re-lapsed? De-lapsed? Un-lapsed? Probably lapsed-lapsed. Will introduce him as, "My friend Jules, the lapsed-lapsed Catholic."

What, 2007 already

What, 2007 already?

Just woke up in back garden. Now have extra child: Pinkey. Rather shouty, actually. Jumpy, La-La and Cutey like her. Mean do like her, not are like her. As does Wifey (Wifeys are like that).

Note to self: this year, stay awake. And write blog.

Yikes - here comes wifey. Must dash.