Yoghurt maker

Pinkey was very sick over wifey today (hence yoghurt).

Wifey was going to hire a carpet cleaner. Decided not to. Under the circumstances, might be mistaken for fool who thinks it is a clothes cleaner. Wifey is not a fool, and doesn't like to be taken for one either.

Had lunch today with Jules. Used to be a lapsed Catholic, now regular church goer. What is word for that? Re-lapsed? De-lapsed? Un-lapsed? Probably lapsed-lapsed. Will introduce him as, "My friend Jules, the lapsed-lapsed Catholic."

What, 2007 already

What, 2007 already?

Just woke up in back garden. Now have extra child: Pinkey. Rather shouty, actually. Jumpy, La-La and Cutey like her. Mean do like her, not are like her. As does Wifey (Wifeys are like that).

Note to self: this year, stay awake. And write blog.

Yikes - here comes wifey. Must dash.

Trip to the Dentisht

Just come back from dentisht. Had filling. Can't shpeak properly.

Bumped into woman in Co-op. Tried to say shlorry. It didn't help.

Yesterday went to see Maddy (big sister). Runs pub. Is chewing tobacco because of smoking ban.

Jumpy's birthday yesterday. Bowling. Did well. Then old biking injury locked knees. (Injury: fell of Jumpy's bike at church fete.)

Found Pizza Hut with slowest service in world. Man on next table came in after us and had eaten (two courses) and left before our order taken. Did not have milk for Cutey, or tomato ketchup or ice cream. Not happy. Tipped them 2p.

Oh Joyous Morn!

Multiple blessings. Planets definitely conjugated.

Miraculous inflagration of large bonfire that failed to burn for many months.

VERY HARD PROBLEM miraculously turned to very small piece of work.

Jumpy's eBay intact. (Gameboy. Wanted one for years.)

Customer signs up trial service. One small step, one giant leap, etc.

Can it get better?

p.s. Wifey did not buy newt. Only had goldfish. Am disappointed.

Sunny day

A sunny morning. Good. Has been cloudy for last 17 years.

Packed Wifey, Jumpy, LaLa and Cutey off as usual.

Found a blog site at last. Hopefully nobody will read this.

Petey has decided to phone some customers today. Good. Will try hard work all by myself today.

Wifey emailed (she has proper job).

She's taking LaLa and Cutey to pet shop. Asked her to buy me a newt.

Yesterday

This is what I wrote yesteday.

Note to self. Set up blog before writing it.

21 March 2006

Wifey told me to start new blog today. Other one too serious. I never disagree. So here it is. Should keep her happy.

What happened today? Got up, packed Wifey and kids (Jumpy, LaLa and Cutey) off out the house. Got down to serious surfing. After coffee, got dressed (earlier than usual).

Work too hard today. Spoke to Petey. He's putting more memory in his computer or something.

Cooked lunch while talking to Petey. Chicken and potatoes and red pepper. Put in a balti, leave in oven until burnt. OK, but Petey sussed I was eating and not listening to him. Must learn to chew quietly.

After school, LaLa scored only goal at football club. Own goal. Takes after his father.

Messeged Ricky on the computer this evening. Long-lost school friend. Seems to have changed his name. Maybe isn't him at all. Discussed moussaka. Apparently there's a difference between greek and turkish.

Off to bed now. See if blog makes sense in cold grey light of morn. If so, publish. Find somewhere obscure so that nobody reads it. Best that way.